Home Security SystemsWith Barking Rights and Teeth™ 🚨
Tired of alarms that just beep? Upgrade to a security system that growls, drools, and chases intruders off your lawn faster than you can say “bad idea.”
Meet the Rottweiler 9000™ – handcrafted by Panthyon Rottweilers, where unconditional love meets muscle and snuggles. Or choose the Stafford 5000™ – compact, fiery, and powered by pure Dekadance attitude.
💪 Why Choose Our Canine Security Systems?
🐶 Emotion Detection – Knows when you’re sad and when strangers are sketchy. Intruder deterrent level: “Nope, not today.”
🎯 Advanced Threat Detection – Spots sketchy vibes, suspicious possums, and even the mother-in-law with uncanny precision.
🚨 Audible Alarm System – Barks louder than your ex during a breakup.
🦴 Self-Maintaining – Runs on kibble, cuddles, and the occasional steak.
🛡️ 100% Organic Guard Mode – No batteries. No wires. Just pure intimidation wrapped in fur.
🎁 Bonus Mode – Free with Every Purchase! When not protecting your castle, your guardian transforms into:
A cuddle machine 🤗
Toddler protector 👶
Foot warmer 🔥
Snack vacuum 🍗
🐾 Premium Inclusions ✅ Professional Setup & Transition Support – We help your pup settle into its new fortress 📜 Certified Pedigree Papers – Because elite security starts with elite lineage 🛡️ 6 Weeks Free Pet Insurance – Peace of mind for you and your new protector 🔍 Microchipped – For safety, tracking, and ID 🎒 Full Puppy Pack – Includes toys, treats, feeding guide, training tips, and a snuggle blanket
🔊 Points to Remember:
“Built-in bark. Zero monthly fees.”
“Security that slobbers.”
“The only alarm system that licks your face.”
🐶 Ready to upgrade your home security? Order now at www.dekadancesbt.com Or call 0405 811 633 to speak to a human (or a very enthusiastic dog).
The Rottweiler 9000™ & Stafford 5000™ – Because your home deserves heroes with paws.
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All our fur kid family are heath tested and clear from relevant hereditary disease as per breed requirements.
The Puppy Adoption Process
We a firm believers in ensuring our babies go to suitable homes based on their own temperaments and the family environment where they will be living.
Simply filling in an online application doesnt cut it for us.
We take on the huge responsiblity of bringing these babies into the world and we take the lifetime responcibility to ensure they get the best lives going forward.
We ask that perspective people meet us (face to face where practicable) and spend time with us getting to know each other. We listen to the lifetstyle you live and we match the best possible pup to you.
We offer a lifetime of support to our puppy adoption homes and we love being a part of the journey.
If you are simply wanting to come "buy a pup" we are not the breeders for you.
When enquiring please be prepared to tell us about yourself and the home you will provide.